I’m starting to hate my job.

A lot.

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choooooooooooooooked..

I hate the lottery

I always think I’m going to win when I hold a ticket

I think I have an unhealthy obsession with boobies and bums.. :(

I just want to die in them

The best thing on planet earth. 

#YOLO

So I was going to Safeway and this young lad (19-22 years of age) asks me for change. Really? Homeless already?

You see I’m not quick to judge, so I asked him, “why are you asking for change? you homeless?” Yes he says. “How?”

This is my problem with the youth of today. He admitted to the lifestyle most highschool kids do today; guess where all you YOLO fags are headed.

He got kicked out of his house; his parents couldn’t take his shit anymore.

You dumb people -for whatever reason- think marijuana, drinking, partying, and having fun is way more important and necessary to do than having a proper education.

For fucks sake I was walking my girlfriend home, long story short, at the end of the night I ended up walking a drunk 16 year old girl that goes to fucking work and learn home. She was walking alone at 1am at night, smashed, lost, trying to find her fucking failure life ass home. 

What’s wrong youth today? Seriously.

Oh, #YOLO.

By the way, happiness when you’re 30 > happiness when you’re supposed to be getting your life in order. You have to wait until it pays off not be impatient and wait for the rewards, not milk it out of life and party when you’re not supposed to.

Herp, I’m going to drug deal cause its ezpz moneyz. Oh shit I got a record now :B who cares, fuck the police.
oh shit now i cant get a job? fuck let me jhust be homelzs.

can spare change? #YOLO. 

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I’m glad Luongo is getting traded. 

His back is weak.

..he’s been carrying the Canucks all season.

Now he can rest his back.


Look at him lying down on the job; his back’s so sore from carrying all the time.

You raff, you ruse.

Ladies, there is a distinct difference between the sexy confidence in a woman and the very unappealing, over-confident, I think I’m too good for most guys, anyone would be lucky to have me attitude.

Reality check.